Stories Archive by Month - August
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Iraqi To Train Kashmiris In Shoe-hurling
Kashmir: The Kashmir Mujahideen has decided to import trainers from Iraq to teach disgruntled Kashmiris the art of throwing shoes at Chief Ministers and other symbols of the oppressive establishment.
"It's a crying shame that even
Another Discord Apology, Rides Again
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"Don't Legalise Drugs" Pleads Billionaire Crack Dealer
Kingston Barracuda, the benevolant Stoke Newington drug baron, has pleaded with Coalition leaders to resist calls to legalise dangerous drugs.
Barracuda, halfway through a 5 year gaol sentence for grievous bodily harm, is claiming any attempt
Acupuncture: 2000 Years of Bullsh-t Science
Sticking needles in a person to redirect magical energy as a treatment for disease or disorders is a flaming pile of sh-t, says a study released today. In fact, it is a patient's belief that
Americans Think Obama's Not Funny Enough
President Obama is facing a storm of protest from voters across the country who think he's not funny enough to be President any more.
One voter in Utah, which, as everyone knows, is the funniest state
Tony Blair Donates Cherie To Al Qaeda
Ex prime Minister Tony Blair's been in a generous mood all week. Yesterday he donated the proceeds of his latest novel to the British Legion. Today he went one step further and gave
Funny stories about BP - Oil Spill, the Gulf disaster & Tony Hayward
The Spoof
Funny stories about BP - Oil Spill, the Gulf disaster & Tony Hayward
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Added: 18 August 2010
The James Cameron Movie Epic "The Titanic" Finally Comes To Hog Jaw, Arkansas's Cornbread Movie House
HOG JAW, Arkansas - Well the 1997 disaster movie The Titanic has finally made its way down to Hog Jaw, Arkansas.
Hog Jaw Mayor Humphrey Dumpty stated that the reason that he did not allow Elmer
Final Clue Disclosed In Libertines Treasure Hunt For Last Tickets
The final clue has been revealed in the online treasure hunt for the last libertines tickets to a tiny warm up gig, just days before the Official Libertines reunion at Reading and Leeds Festival.
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