Stories Archive by Month - August
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Dr. Laura Says "Darkies" Ended Her Radio Career
Dr. Laura Schlessinger, a non-psychologist whose doctorate is in basket-weaving, will attempt to fool the world into believing she knows a damned thing about the human condition no longer: She plans to give up her
Pop Star Justin Bieber Plans Comeback World Tour For 2035
16 year pop Canadian singing sensation Justin Bieber announced today that he plans on making a 'comeback' world tour in 2035 when he is 41 years old.
Californians Put Gay Marriage Back On The Ballot
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - Friends Against Gay Sex, Carpetmunching Relationships And Marriage (FAGSCRAM) announced today that they have acquired the necessary signatures on their petition to put the Gay-Marriage issue back on the ballot in
Ultimate Ignominy! Afghanistan Offers US $1 Million Flood Aid To Pakistan
What hubris! What bloody cheeky buggers! A drowning, deluded and hypocritical Pakistan is still prevaricating as its idiot govt "mulls over accepting Indian aid due to peculiar sensitivities"
[Translation: "we've conned our people by telling
Inflation Clamped
The Governor of the Bank of England has written a letter. It was sent to Chancellor of the Exchequer, George Osborne but was delivered to the wrong address by a postman who was discussing the
Jessica Simpson Says That She Has A White Girl Booty - Naomi Campbell Replies "Say What Bitch?"
SANTA MONICA BEACH - Jessica Simpson was out lying on the beach at Santa Monica taking in some rays when she was asked if the rumor about her getting back with Dallas Cowboy quarterback Tony
State of The Union
Just wanted to give you an update on what's happening around here. For the next couple of weeks the family and I will be off to attend 2 out-of-town weddings (cousin's and brother's (the
Sarah Palin To Pose Nude As "That Is The Only Way To Save America". Says She Is Ready To "Hold My Body Against Obama And O'biden"
Sarah Palin really loves America. In fact as far as she is concerned nobody loves America more than Sarah.
To prove her love for America Sarah is ready to pose nude. Speaking to fellow
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