Stories Archive by Month - August
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Lisa Marie Presley Seeing Ghosts!
The police in Memphis, Tennessee received their nightly call from Lisa Marie Presley when she's not on the road.
"She calls us every single night she's at the family home there at Graceland, saying she just
Adam Lambert Gives Birth To The Concert Concept of Tongue Diving
PROVIDENCE, Rhode Island - Modern day pop music icon Adam Lambert traveled to the smallest state in the nation and gave birth to a brand new concert concept which he calls LTD, or Lambert's Tongue
Local Progressive Group Gets A Mouthful!
SAN FRANCISCO, CA - The liberal activist group, Progressive Democrats of America (PDA), got more than they bargained for after challenging the local "Teabagging Right-Wing-Nuts (RWNs)" to a contest.
PDA threw down the gauntlet on Monday
From My Cold Dead Amendments: Thomas Was Wrong To Invoke The 14th In Support of The 2nd Amendment
Our 2nd Amendment rights remain in jeopardy. Former Congressman and 2008 Libertarian Candidate Bob Barr wrote in his publication The Barr Code, that Justice Thomas was the only Supreme Court Justice to
Britney Spears And Hayden Panettiere To Star In "Lesbian Cheerleaders of The Nfl"
LOS ANGELES - The Duffy Bayou-Gauche production of Lesbian Cheerleaders of The NFL will be in theaters one week before the start of this year's NFL season.
Bayou-Gauche said that he worked for three years to
Subo Fanatics Make An Arrest!
Susan Boyle red scarf wearing fanatical loonies have today announced that they've made an arrest after their favourite meeting place was allegedly infiltrated by evil forces.
"We are pleased to announce that after an extensive, half-hearted,
Reasoning With Radicals
The Ground Zero mosque opened a can of worms for America, but how does it play out for Radical Islam?
Natalie Portman Girl-on-girl Lezzer Kiss
This will set tongues wagging! Natalie Portman locks lips in a sexy girl-on-girl scene in the eagerly-anticipated thriller exploring the cut-throat world of ballet.
Ballet, once thought to be the upper class, top nobs art
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