Stories Archive by Month - August
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Dope Smoking, Stoned Bears Guard Canadian Marijuana Farm
Police raiding a marijuana farm in western Canada were astonished to find bears apparently guarding it.
However initial alarm wore off when officers realised the 10 or so bears did not behave aggressively and were
John Terry Mistaken For Giant Rat And Shot On West Yorkshire Housing Estate
Footballer John Terry is recovering after being shot on a housing estate in West Yorkshire.
The former England captain was mistaken for a 30 inch rat that had infested the area. Brandon Goddard, 31, who shot
Miley Cyrus In Cell Phone Crisis - Her Father Threatens To Take Away Her Cell Phone
HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Teen singing sensation and all around publicity queen Miley Cyrus is literally fit to be tied, but not in a perverted way.
It seems that Miley's daddy, former 90s singer Billy Ray Cyrus
The Colombo Connection To Budapest's Antique Row
One of the most artsy streets in Budapest has a link to Peter Falk, the television star who played the rumpled detective Colombo in the hit American series of the 1970s.
Snooki's Charges Misrepresented By Major News Agencies
It doesn't matter that "Jersey Shore" castmember Snooki Polizzi looks like a tangerine-colored manatee. She is now a defendant in a quasi-criminal case before a New Jersey Municipal court, and the major news agencies
Joe Cole Proves He's A Crap Penalty Taker - Cheryl Cole Says 'Dancing' Derek Hough Would Have Made A Better Job of It
Latest news - final score not in yet. Liverpool FC, leading 1-0 from a Ryan Babel goal on half time uncharacteristically playing for a penalty at the Kop end in their Europa League tie against
Katie Price's Giant Rat Farm Was For Peter Andre
Vermin police who raided a giant rat farm in Sussex have revealed it was possibly part of a Katie Price nightmare revenge scheme aimed at pop singer Peter Andre.
The 100 acre farm, hidden behind electric
Cheryl Cole Pregnant By Piers Morgan?
It has been announced to the press, by me, since I've just made it up, that X-Factor Judge, Cheryl Cole and Britain's Got Talent Judge, Piers Morgan are expecting a child together.
It is alleged
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