Stories Archive by Month - August
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Angelina Jolie Back To Mental Institution!
There's a new book out, "Angelina" that is supposed to be a biography of Angelina Jolie's troubled past, that has her shaken so badly that she may wind up once again in a mental institution,
Cheryl's Tapeworm Graham Releases Single
Things are hotting up nicely for Cheryl Cole's new friend, tapeworm Graham as they release a new duet today following his success in Celebrity Big Brother.
"It seems like the next natural step really." Said Graham.
White House, Top Democrats, Infested With Bedbugs
Washington, DC-- Michelle Obama brought back much more than souvenirs from her recent trip to Spain. The First Lady also brought back a suitcase of bedbugs from España, and now the White House is
Mary-kate Olsen: My Childhood Sucked. "Those Big Sacks of Money Were Sooo Heavy!"
Mary-Kate Olsen, 1/2 of a twin-sister acting team so bereft of talent it took two of them to play one character, is bitching and moaning to Marie Claire about how much the childhood she had
Old People Feel Cold Later In Life - Official
The Government has made use of scientific evidence that old people feel cold after the age of 66, although some put the figure nearer 75.
Dr Cameron's paper on the subject can be found in the
Comic: Tolerating The Intolerant
If you disagree with me you are intolerant. This isn't a two way street.
Musical Bombshell - Kanye West Is Dating Taylor Momsen
BOISE, Idaho - Kanye West was in Boise, Idaho performing at The Mashed Potatoes Arena when he was asked about the rumor that he was dating Courtney Love lookalike Taylor Momsen.
West, grinned and shook his
Deaf Glee Club Demands Deaf Audience
Hollywood, CA - Attorney Mike Cox, representing Hollywood High School's glee club, filed a motion-to-compel with the 17th Judicial Circuit Court this morning. If granted, the motion will require Hollywood High School to supply deaf
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