Stories Archive by Month - August
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Eric Cantona In Comeback Shock
Eric Cantona, the Kung Fu-kicking, French movie star who used to play football for Manchester United, is reported, this evening, to be seriously considering making a comeback to the game he has always said he
Old Tamagotchi Meat Discovered In Food Chain
Meat from Tamagotchis bred during the late 90s and early 00s has gone into the UK food chain, officials said today.
The news came as evidence emerged that some Tamagotchi meat had also been exported to
Surfer Attacks Shark
A shark has suffered emotional distress and a blunt force trauma to the spiracle after being attacked by a surfer off the coast of Australia, despite attempts from other marine life to stop the attack.
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UK Weatherman Wets Himself Laughing At His "Shite" Comment!
UK Weatherman, Tomasz Schafernaker, (is he really from the UK?) made a fatal slip of the tongue whilst broadcasting today and accidentally called the Glastonbury Classic open air "shite" and that's only the weather.
After his
Laura Schlessinger Uses The "N" Word 11 Times On The Air - She Makes Mel Gibson Seem Like Donny Osmond
LOS ANGELES - Dr. Laura Schlessinger, a radio advice show host and author of several self-help books, who certainly did not get her doctorate in race relations, racial sensitivity, or femininity has gone and put,
Nina Dobrev Says Miley Cyrus Not Welcome On The Vampire Diaries!
Nina Dobrev has told reporters this morning that singer/actor Miley Cyrus would not be welcome on 'The Vampire Diaries' television program!
"I have nothing personal against Miley Cyrus but this is a serious show. We
Hog Jaw Buggy Whip And Button Hook Factory To Close
Hog Jaw AR: Mayor Titus received a letter today from Secretary of Defense Robert Gates informing the town that the US Armed Forces will no longer be purchasing Buggy Whips and Button Hooks for the
Banned French Footie Players Apply For British Citizenship
Nicolas Aneilka et Patrick Evra have both been banned from playing for the French national team and immediately applied to become Brits, qui, qui!
Both earn their hard earned millions in England and now have but
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