Stories Archive by Month - August
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Michael Jackson Invites Ted Kennedy For A \'Sleep Over\'!
The recently departed \'King of Pop\' has extended a sleep-over invitation to new arrival Senator Ted Kennedy. Kennedy passed away today at the age of 77.
"We\'ll give him a few days to adjust to the
Mitt Romney To Change First Name
Mitt Romney, a candidate for the Republican Presidential nomination, has decided that his lack of success was due to his first name and wants a change.
"People just don't take you seriously with a
Jessica Simpson's Sick
Having gained nearly thirty pounds since her breakup with Dallas Cowboy Quarterback, Tony Romo, Jessica Simpson is unwell, suffering, as she has, with stomach problems for two weeks.
Doctors have traced the source of her condition
Yoda Indicted : Kickbacks Taken From Death Star Salvage Contracts
(Coruscant :Republic Quarter) Ucs News : Members of the Jedi order were shocked today as the Imperial Senate approved a indictment against the Jedi master Yoda. According to the 17 count
The Real Reason That Hurricane Bill Amazingly Veered Away From The East Coast
CAPE COD, Massachusetts - Just about every weather forecaster had predicted that Hurricane Bill was going to hit the east coast of the United States.
But Bill, or Billy as Larry Kings calls him miraculously made
Annual World Masturbation Championships Held In Wacker, Georgia
This year, the World Masturbation Championship will be held in the town of Wacker, Georgia, United States. Previous championships have been held in a rotation in Wanker, England and Beater, Australia. Festivities will include the
Lindsay Lohan Freaking Out
Wednesday night, according to workers at a restaurant deli on Mott Street near Chinatown, Lindsay Lohan was having a meal and, after leaving a tip, left the restaurant.
However, no sooner had she gotten outside on
Foo Fighters And Pete Wentz To Act In Broadway Musical
The Foo Fighters are attached to a still untitled Broadway musical that will also feature Fall Out Boys' Pete Wentz.
The Foo Fighters and Wentz auditioned and they eventually got accepted. There, they had to sing
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