Stories Archive by Month - August
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Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, And Preity Zinta To Star In "Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta"
BOMBAY, India - Three of India's leading actresses, Aishwarya Rai, Rani Mukherjee, and Preity Zinta, have agreed to star in the Amanpreet Brothers production of Chandra's Angels Vs. The Naked Vampires of Calcutta.
The producers of
U2's Bono Rushed Back To Hospital. 'Critical' Says Surgeon.
Only months after having extensive surgery to replace a slipped CD disk in his spine, singer Bono was rushed in for an emergency life-saving op to remove ingrowing sunglasses.
"The initial removal, or 'Raybanectomy' as we
Man Tries To Kill Spider, Blows Self Up
A 28-year-old from Essex, England has suffered severe burns after igniting himself while attempting to kill a spider.
The man was summoned by his wife after she saw the arachnid wreaking havoc in their bathroom yesterday
On Five Year Anniversary of Katrina, Last Victims Led From Superdome
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Hey Lady, What Are You Doing In The Men's Room? Oops!
Yesterday I went to Sam's Club to restock our pantry with giant bottles of ranch dressing and 256 rolls of toilet paper. Before I set out through the cavernous store, I stopped at the
Near Riot At Buckingham Palace Narrowly Averted After Rumour of Free Council Housing For Immigrants Circulated On Internet!
Unsuspecting Colonial Tourists narrowly averted death today after panic arose at the Changing of the Guards when a horde of recent asylum seekers rushed the palace gates as they were opened for the changing of
Waxy, Wig-wearing Senior Citizen Charged With Impersonating Sly Stallone
Police in Beverly Hills, CA are red-faced over the arrest of Academy Award-winning author Sylvester Stallone, believing that Stallone was impersonating himself.
"I had no idea it was him," explained Officer Tad Hunter of the LAPD.
Thought The Catholic Sex Scandals Were Over? Think Again!
Just when the Catholics thought it was safe to emerge from the corruption closet, those pesky Belgian child-molesters have reared their paedophilic heads to keep them inside for just a little longer.
Secret recordings have revealed
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