Stories Archive by Month - August
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Obama Orders Realtors Who Sold Foreclosed-upon Houses To Give Their Commission Back
For every half-broke family who were advised to "buy as much house as you can get financing for" during the sub-prime lending craze, there was a mortgage broker, and a realtor, an Attorney for buyer
Schumacher 'Unhappy' At Fellow German Vettel's Two Kills To His Zero At Belgian Gp
SPA, MONDAY: Despite a storming effort from Michael 'Red Baron' Schumacher, in which he almost shot down compatriot and team-mate Nico Rosberg, he declared himself disappointed that young German, Sebastian 'Der Fokker' Vettel, had managed
Lemon Press Student Media Awards Judging Lunch
Follow our judges’ live updates over the next few hours as they stuff themselves with pheasant tiramisu, pea & beachwood puree and kestrel surprise, all washed down with gallons of socialist champagne. Oh and they’re also
Simon Cowell Livid After Spanish Villa Wrecked
X-Factor supremo, Simon Cowell, is said to be livid after his select hopefuls apparently held a party in his three hundred million pound Spanish Villa in Marbella and trashed it.
A source inside the X-Factor listed
Paris Hilton Is Innocent
Felony charges were brought against Paris Hilton by Prosecutors in Clark County, Nevada, coming from her arrest over the weekend on suspicion of cocaine possession.
Her defense attorney, who is rated number one in the nation,
Cat In Bin - Puppies In River - Horse In Stable...but For How Long?
The latest fashion of cruelly tormenting innocent animals continues to take the world by storm. After the instant celebrity enjoyed by Mary Bale, it seems that everyone wants a piece of the action.
The Internet has
Paris Hilton Claims Miley Cyrus Or Lindsay Lohan Hid Cocaine In Her Purse!
Arrested for the umpteenth time, Paris Hilton told police that she believed that Miley Cyrus put the stuff in her purse.
"Or it was that Lohan woman. We all got called in for that fake clinic
War Declared Against Pakistan!
The result of the enquiry into the activities of Pakistan cricketers regarding match fixing has made the declaration of war by Britain against Pakistan inevitable.
Fortunately troops are in nearby Afghanistan ready for an invasion. Air
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