Stories Archive by Month - August

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Spencer Pratt Buys Heidi Montag A Stripper's Pole

MALIBU BEACH - Spencer Pratt, the soon-to-be ex-husband of Heidi Montag, aka "The Plastic Woman" said that he is still currently shopping around that highly intimate sex tape that he made of him and Heidi. Pratt

 The Spoof
Added: 31 August 2010
Javelin Impaler Athlete Fined Again After Discus Decapitation

Javelin Impaler Athlete Fined Again After Discus Decapitation

Just one week after promising Olympic decathlon athlete Jarvis Smedley was fined for 'Unsporting Behaviour' after impaling another competitor with a javelin in an act of 'sport-rage', he has again appeared before the British Athletics

 The Spoof
Added: 31 August 2010
Bbspot World Tour 2010 Has Ended

Bbspot World Tour 2010 Has Ended

I have returned to the Internet, and with no vacations in the foreseeable future, I'll be here for a while. There's a new Top 11 list in the queue for tomorrow and a full slate

 BBSpot
Added: 31 August 2010
Facebook Goes Down For Half Hour, Productivity Increases Worldwide A Thousand Fold

Facebook Goes Down For Half Hour, Productivity Increases Worldwide A Thousand Fold

Earlier today, approximately 13:00 GMT, the social networking site, Facebook, the thing that people like to do instead of working when they are at work, had a minor issue with one of its servers, which

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, And Demi Lovato To Record Rihanna's Hit, "I Can Giggle And Wiggle And Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle"

Miley Cyrus, Selena Gomez, And Demi Lovato To Record Rihanna's Hit, "I Can Giggle And Wiggle And Fa Shizzle Ma Nizzle"

HOLLYWOOD HILLS - Selena Gomez and Demi Lovato were sitting by Miley Cyrus' swimming pool and talking about some future collaborative projects that they have in mind. Miley told the two girls that it has really

 The Spoof
Added: 31 August 2010
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Justin Bieber Defies Court Order, Clones Kim Kardashian's Vagina

HARDWICK, Pennsylvania -- Defying orders from a federal judge in Washington, prepubescent Canadian pop sensation Justin Bieber has cloned an exact replica of Kim Kardashian's vagina using cells retrieved from a discarded sanitary napkin. "I really...

 The Spoof
Added: 31 August 2010
New Video Game Attempts To Replicate Sexual Experiance, Will Feature Multiple Play Styles, Includes Vibrating Peripheral

New Video Game Attempts To Replicate Sexual Experiance, Will Feature Multiple Play Styles, Includes Vibrating Peripheral

Albany, New York- Today, Funplay announced a new simulation video game for all current video game consoles. Entitled, "XXX Party Games maxx", the new interactive game will put players in real-life sexual situations, while the

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Officer Dibble And Mary Bale To Marry In Spring?

Is Mary Bale already planning a trip down the aisle with her boyfriend Officer Charlie Dibble? If today's Gossip Item is to be believed-and really, why not?-the answer is yes. According to a source, who no

 The Spoof
Added: 31 August 2010


Virgo horoscope

The countries that have issued orders for your arrest will close in today and cause you to go without clean pants......

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