Stories Archive by Month - August

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Lindsay Lohan Asks "Why Is That Blonde Bitch Paris Hilton Above The Law?"

Lindsay Lohan Asks "Why Is That Blonde Bitch Paris Hilton Above The Law?"

LAKE TAHOE, Nevada - Lindsay Lohan, the ex-con, was in Lake Tahoe at The Wig Wam Room of The Paiute Papoose Resort Gambling Casino Hotel. She was participating in the hotels annual $1 million purse Texas

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Added: 31 August 2010
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'Modern Family' Scores Upset In Best Gay Comedy Emmy Win

LOS ANGELES, CA - It was the "Glee" gay misfits versus the "Modern Family" gay brood at the Primetime Gay Emmys here on Sunday night, and the family took the top gay prize. Steven Levitan, one

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"Classic Double  Suicide" Cited After Another   Gay Spook Found Hanging Off Shower Rod In Hotel, Whilst Bridget The Midget Was On Ice In Mini-fridge!

"Classic Double Suicide" Cited After Another Gay Spook Found Hanging Off Shower Rod In Hotel, Whilst Bridget The Midget Was On Ice In Mini-fridge!

In yet another shocking turn of events dealing with UK Intelligence (sic) Agencies, another high level spook has turned up dead with no signs of life in a Tothill area 5 star hotel under somewhat

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Added: 31 August 2010
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$1,000,000 Reward Offered For Capturing Sharron Angle

LAS VEGAS - The DoJ has offered a $1,000,000 reward for information leading to the capture of the wild Nevadan dingbat Sharron Angle. She is suspected of having ties to rogue, terrorist elements within

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Added: 31 August 2010
Hooters Tries, Fails To Patent Orange Shorts

Hooters Tries, Fails To Patent Orange Shorts

ATLANTA---The U.S. Patent Office today firmly rejected an application from Hooters of America, Inc., based here, to extend patent protection to its signature orange shorts. "After careful deliberation, we have determined that Hooters of America,...

 The Spoof
Added: 31 August 2010
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Kristen Stewart's Private Heartache - She Is Being Stalked By Two Stalkers

DETROIT - Kristen Stewart was in Motown to see about purchasing a 2011 Ferrari, which she has wanted for quite some time now. As she was looking at the various cars in The Blue Lion Ferrari

Big Brother Couple Release Sex Tape!!

Big Brother Couple Release Sex Tape!!

Big Brother fans are today preparing to queue up from midnight in order to get their hands on the latest release. In order to continue sharing their love with the viewing public, John James Parton and

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Added: 31 August 2010


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