Stories Archive by Month - August
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America's Got Talent's Prince Poppycock Says He Has Fallen In Love With Adam Lambert
HOLLYWOOD - The infamously flamboyant Prince Poppycock has confessed to America's Got Talent Host Nick "The Pixie Stick" Cannon that he has developed a crush on Adam Lambert.
When asked by Cannon what it is about
Pak Cricket Captain - "We're Not Greedy Scumbags, Merely Underpaid Victims"
Spoofland: The Pakistani cricket captain today revealed how he and his team, far from being greedy scumbags seeking to line their own pockets, are in fact underpaid and penniless victims of other people's greed.
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Economics 101: The False Fears of Income Disparity
An economist's view on income disparity and it's merits.
The Discord's Para Abnormal Research Team Vs. Haunted Jerome
Yours truly and Vegas' great, Bald Tony, headed out for some ghost hunting adventures last weekend. The town of Jerome, AZ, has survived mine explosions, three major fires, and the reign of Governor Janet
Morse & The Case of The Purloined Egg Timers And The Man With The Purple Thumb!
Scotland Yard was alerted today after a strange incident on Tothill Street, just mere meters from their headquarters when a visiting sleuth managed to solve a crime right under the noses of the British coppers
Close Encounters From Behind
Are Aliens About to Take the Earth Roughly From Behind? As Thousands of Flying Saucer Contactees Prepare to Bare Behinds in Anticipation of Close Encounters, UFOlogists Warn of THreat Posed by Extraterrestial Sex Tourists Out
Whoops! Hungarian Team Looking At Uefa Disqualification For Bringing In Unlisted Player
Hungarian side Debrecen is confronting a possible elimination from UEFA's Champions League for fielding defender Peter Mate in the waning minutes of their qualifying match against Bulgarian side Litex Lovech.
US Media Celebrates As "Glenn Beck's 828 Plot Fails"
WASHINGTON, DC - "We know what Glenn Beck was REALLY trying to do" announced Katie Couric with contempt. Keith Olbermann was more direct, saying that the "Breaking the 7th Seal" plot was too much for
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