Stories Archive by Month - August
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Sure One Mosque At Ground Zero Is Controversial, But A Pair...
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Len Goodman Drops A Dancing With The Stars Bombshell Regarding Bristol Palin
HOLLYWOOD - The elder judge on Dancing With The Stars Len "The Crotchety Grouch" Goodman, who hails from England, has dropped a British bombshell on the DWTS producers.
Goodman who in an all out fight with
Kerry Katona & Peter Andre's Lovechild: "It'll Slip Out Like A Wet Fish"
Talentless alcoholic pillhead, Kerry Katona (aka Kerry Katatonic), is expecting her fifth child and this time it's the bastard lovechild of permatanned leatherman, Peter Andre.
Andre - who has no freckles because they all slid off
Oscars 2011, funny stories, slip-ups, gags and jokes from the Oscars
The Spoof
Oscars 2011, funny stories, slip-ups, gags and jokes from the Oscars
The Spoof
Added: 30 August 2010
'French Sluts Row' As Iran Slags Off Carla Bruni Sarkozy
Tehran - (Stone-the-Crows!): The official Iranian PR organ Khayan has rubbished Madame Sarkozy, calling her a prostitute for doing what First Ladies do best.
An editorial this week lambasted Carla Bruni's easy virtue for calling
News of Palin/beck 2012 Presidency Tests American Healthcare System
"Our old people are dropping like flies this weekend," claims Don Doodie, Ombudsman for the Department of Aging Americans, after learning that Glenn Beck is seriously considering running with Sarah Palin in the 2012 elections.
Justin Bieber Suddenly Drops Down On Stage During Practice! Cancels Show!
Young singing sensation Justin Bieber finally underwent tests this morning to see why he suddenly collapsed on stage during rehearsal for the second time in a week, after he admitted that it had happened to
Cops Probe 'Rainbow Wig' Found In Gareth Williams Holdall
London - (The Spy Who Bagged Me News): Was the MI6 cryptographer a cross-dressing aficionado or a sinister target in a spooks' internal feud?
Red Top reports this weekend say a multicolored rainbow wig was found
Iranian Ecstasy, Cocaine, Home-made Alcohol, Sex Clubs, Âorgies And Stoned To Death For Adultery
Tehran, Iran: Forget the other fleshpots in the world, when you come to Iran on holiday, you are told a party is being held, but no one is told the address as it's too
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