Stories Archive by Month - August
The following satire and parody are past stories, displayed here for your browsing archive pleasure.
Fantasia Barrino: Attempted Suicide Was Just What My Career Needed!
Fantasia Barrino, last seen on stage placing 3rd in a Chris Tucker lookalike contest in Muncie, Indiana, has used her selfish attempt to orphan her children as a career-springboard: Her new album is number 2
Apple Announces New Products, I Yawn
My new programming work starts on Monday, so I'm continuing to gather as much knowledge as I can about it. That, along with back-to-school activities has eaten up a lot of my time this
Postcard Puts Isle of Wight Woman In Hospital
An Isle of Wight woman was recovering at home today after collapsing when she received a postcard.
Mrs Dorothy Doily, 57, of Little Atherfield, was rushed to hospital yesterday following the morning delivery by her postman.
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New Law Leaves Small Parties Scrambling In Hungary
A new law ushered in by the Hungarian parliament this summer has created greater hurdles for smaller-sized parties in Hungary to get on the ballot for municipal elections which will be held on October 3.
Barbara Boxer And Carly Fiorina In Cage Match For Senate Championship
While Fiorina is a Northern California Muay Thai and Jujitsu specialist, Boxer is more aptly named as a boxing and wrestling champion from SoCal. Both will appear this Saturday in a five round title
Stephen Hawking Says Santa Claus Not Real
The world's mightiest intellect has caused controversy by announcing that Father Christmas does not exist.
In a brilliant interview in the Guardian, Europe's foremost newspaper for top thinkers, Hawking, who is literally a human brain, states
Stephen Hawking Says "There Is No Such Thing As A Free I-pad"
Stephen Hawking has been stirring it up quite a bit just lately with his denouncing god, preferring Subway to Quiznos, Coke to Pepsi and kicking the living shit out of Alex Reid by running him
Bblooper: Football Fans
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