Stories Archive by Month - August
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Top Demolition Derby Team Give Race Seat To George Michael
Pop Star recluse George Michael is branching out into the world of motorsport with the surprise announcement that he is to be number one race driver with leading Demolition Derby Race team 'Amoco AssBusters'.
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Pak Ambassador Says "British Police Framed Pak Cricket Players - It's Time For Another Jihad"
The row over Pakistani cricket players spot fixing for money has taken an ugly turn as the country's ambassador to Britain, High Commissioner Wajid Shamsul Hasan, waded in with an allegation that the British police
One More Time…with Feeling! A Zano Rebuttal
Dear dear Mikkie, First I wish to thank you and your family for a wonderful weekend. I especially enjoy the blue lips I now have from the fucking Martianic oxygen levels you  billy goats
Taliban To Undergo 'Rebranding' To Improve Image.
The Taliban movement in Afghanistan have been receiving a lot of negative press in recent months, culminating in the cover of Time magazine displaying a disturbing image of a young Aghan woman, Aisha, who
Stephen Hawking - "How I Created God With Some String And A Black Hole"
Incredibly brainy scientist guy Stephen Hawking has revealed in his latest book how he created God.
Hawking, who invented the mobile phone, the satellite dish, the Internet, wheelie bins and bendy buses, but didn't invent Facebook,
Bristol Palin's Dwts Outfits To Be Made By Vatican Nuns
When Bristol Palin announced that her Dancing with the Stars outfits would be modest, it seemed inevitable: they should be made by nuns. And why not go right to the top?
Dead Woman Wins Beauty Pageant
Echo, NV-- A dead woman was crowned Miss American Airhead 2011 last night. Narcissa Glump, 22, is believed to be the first Non-Living American to wear the crown. She hopes to use her
Close-up Photos of Kate Gosselin Show She Definitely Has A Lady Gaga Type Bulge
READING, Pennsylvania - The one and only star of Kate Plus 8, Kate Gosselin, showed why it is that her ex-husband, Jon "The Kinky Korean" Gosselin left the woman he referred to as "King Kate."
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