Stories Archive by Month - August
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French Newspaper Calls Iranian President A "Little Rent Boy"
In apparent retaliation for Iranian media insults against Carla Bruni, the on/off wife of President Sarkozy of France, the main Gallic newspaper La Lune has branded Iranian President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad a "little rent boy". The
Stephen Hawking To Compete On Robot Wars And Ultimate Fighter
In the beginning there was God, and then, there wasn't, because Stephen Hawking came, he saw, he kicked his arse! And then he said "God did not create the universe; the laws of physics were
Harry Redknapp Is Not A 'Wheeler Dealer', He Is A Football Manager.
White Hart Lane, London: 'Wheeler Dealer' Harry Redknapp has told the international Sport Media, that he is a Football Manager!
At the launch of a new rock and roll song, dedicated to Harry Redknapp, the
Congresswoman Dina Titus Hates People
LAS VEGAS - Americans for Drunkenness submitted a written request to Congresswoman Dina Titus that she mandate health insurance coverage for booze. Americans for Porn asked her to include insurance coverage for porn sites.
Gordon Ramsay 'Jerked Chicken' Under 'Hell's Kitchen' Table
Presenter Christine Bleakley sensationally walked out of a recording of "Hell's Kitchen" today claiming that TV Chef Gordon Ramsay had performed 'indecent acts' on set.
Bleakley, girlfriend of Chelsea and England star Frank Lampard, was making
Daily Links - 9/3/10
Ping Fail -
5 reasons not to join Apple's Ping network, plus a bonus one from me here - iTunes.
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Paris Hilton Buys Columbia, Locals Not Happy
Troubled socialite Paris Hilton has reportedly purchased the drug capitol of the world "Columbia".
The pampered poser is thought to have taken control of the region after a deal was struck last night.
It is believed that
Rottweilers Savaged By Jack Russell
There were renewed calls for a further tightening of the Dangerous Dogs Act 1991 last night after two Rottweilers needed hospital treatment after being savagely attacked by a Jack Russell in a Dundee park.
The Rottweilers,
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