Stories Archive by Month - September
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Americans Prepare For Annual September 11th Terrorist Attacks
In a somber-yet-familiar way, many Americans have completed preparations for the next round of September 11 terrorist attacks, which are expected to happen tomorrow as they have been every year since the first assault in
Britney Spears Hires Paula Abdul And Tatiana Del Toro To Be Her Backup Singers
NEW YORK CITY - Britney Spears who is currently on her world-wide Circus Tour has just announced in Rolling Stone Magazine that she has hired Paula Abdul and Tatiana Del Toro to be her new
Adam Lambert To Become Third Beegee?
Are the Bee Gees getting back together? According to all the news reports in the headlines yesterday, they certainly are.
What they didn't report was that American Idol singer Adam Lambert may become the third member.
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Janet Jackson To Honor Her Pussy At Vma\'s
New York, New York - From the loft of her \'on again, off again\' lover, aging thespian Robert Deniro, Janet Jackson, the singer who caused such an uproar with her wardrobe malfunction at the Super
Vampire Circus, Britney Spears New Tour
After successfully completing what she refers to as "The First Leg" of her Circus Tour, Britney Spears has now began her Vampire Tour and guess who\'s the leading lady vamp?
"I\'ve got this great new body
Masturbation Is Good For You And Could Be Compulsory By 2010
In Medical News the Government's new Surgeon General Sir Felchington Throb-Gland has announced that Masturbation is good for you, it is also believed that it could be compulsory by the next general election.
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Sir Paul Mccartney May Invite Susan Boyle To Join Beatles
London -- Sir Paul McCartney, 68, is thinking of asking Scottish songbird Susan Boyle to replace John Lennon, as lead singer of The Beatles. The idea of reforming the Beatles has been on Sir Paul's
Sarah Palin Sues John Mccain For Emotional Distress Caused By Penis Envy
POINT BARROW, Alaska (ABSNN) - Former Alaska Governor, Sarah Palin, filed a law suit in the Pt. Barrow Federal Courthouse that charges "severe emotional distress" caused by John McCain's campaign staff that spent nearly $100,000.00
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