Stories Archive by Month - September
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Insiders Say That Dead Mi6 'Body In The Bath' Spook Gareth Williams Probably Died of Natural Causes
Insiders from London's intelligence gathering community today dropped the strongest hint yet that there was no foul play involved in the sad demise of MI6 agent Gareth Williams, 30.
Initially, investigating officers treated the death as
Cheryl Cole Lookalike Goes Shopping In Asda
A woman who slightly resembles singer Cheryl Cole was spotted at Asda yesterday. The attractive lady parked her Audi in a supermarket car park, got out, locked it and collected a trolley. She then pushed
Wayne Offered Me Nanny's Job, Claims Prostitute Jennifer Thompson
Jennifer Thompson, the party-girl turned prostitute at the centre of the ongoing Rooney scandal, has made further revelations about her fling with the Manchester United and England striker today.
Thompson, a 21 year-old slapper from Bolton,
Elo Member Injured In Incident With Electric Light Bulb
The pop music world was rocked today when it was discovered that Jeff Lynne, the singer with 1970s/1980s band the Electric Light Orchestra (ELO), had been injured in an accident with an electric light bulb.
Lynne,
Jennifer Thompson Doesn't Know What All The Fuss Is About
Jennifer Thompson, the 'bit-on-the-side' in the Wayne Rooney scandal, has spoken publicly for the first time about her romps with the Manchester United and England star, and has said she doesn't know what all the
Police Search For "Indecent" Images On Wayne Rooney's Computer
In the aftermath of the sex allegations surrounding Wayne Rooney and following a tip-off, police have swooped on the Rooney's £4.5 million Cheshire mansion, allegedly confiscating a hoard of pornographic material.
The material is said to
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Added: 07 September 2010
Coleen Rooney ' Weeping Madonna' Crop Circle Appears On Old Trafford Pitch
Manchester - (Theatre of Nuptial Dreams Mess): A naked, pre-lactating and heavily pregnant Colleen Ruini pitch etching has appeared on the club's famous Stretford Wives End.
The 100ft diameter image depics Wayne Rooney's missus talking on
Jessica Alba Reveals A Shocking Secret - Lindsay Lohan Has Secretly Been Dating "Machete's" Danny Trejo
HOLLYWOOD - According to Jessica Alba's personal hairdresser FuFi Fondue, the actress confided in him that she was jealous of the intimate love scenes between Danny Trejo, the star of the satire/parody Machete and actresses
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