Stories Archive by Month - September

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Did 35,000 New York State Troopers Finally Catch Bucky?

After more that five months on the lam, American Indian folk-hero, Ralph ‘Bucky’ Phillips, was reported to have be cornered in a Pennsylvania pasture and captured by law-enforcement agents from New York...

 Bongo News
Added: 17 September 2006
George W. Bush Read My Lips, We* Don't** Torture***

George W. Bush "Read My Lips, We* Don't** Torture***"

Unconfirmed Sources report the President is fighting to defend America's peaceful, humane and "Christian" values. In his Rose garden speech, the President blasted Democrats and "rebel" Republicans for not supporting his...

Unconfirmed Sources: We Support George W. Bush On Terror Tribunals

Unconfirmed Sources: "We Support George W. Bush On Terror Tribunals"

In a Rose Garden press conference this week United States President George W. Bush fielded questions from reporters regarding his own Republican party's rebellion against his use of humane torture...

Bush Defends Plan For Terror Alerts: Are We Safe?

Bush Defends Plan For Terror Alerts: "Are We Safe?"

Unconfirmed sources report Homeland Security Chief, Michael Chertoff is not complying with White House instructions. According to insiders, George W. Bush and Karl Rove have been demanding terror alerts in the...

Segway Injuries Linked To Childhood Obesity, Smoking, Clinton…

Segway Injuries Linked To Childhood Obesity, Smoking, Clinton…

Bedford, NH -- A highly placed manager in the company has told this reporter that − after the most recent recall has died down − Segway has a new plan for handling any software problems...

 The Spoof
Added: 17 September 2006
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Russian Firm Introduces New Lower-cost Treatment For Mental Disorders

Moscow-based health-care giant, Miasnikov Healtech, recently announced the public availability of BBT, an advanced lower-cost form of mental health treatment. Studies have shown that BBT is effective in reduction of symptoms of Clinical Depression, B...

 The Spoof
Added: 17 September 2006
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Muslims Protest Pope's Claim They Are Evil And Inhuman By Burning Stuff And Acting Like Neanderthals

Muslims yesterday surged into streets throughout the Islamic world to protest Pope Benedict’s speech on Tuesday at the University of Regensburg, in which he quoted 14th-century Byzantine emperor Manuel II Paleologus' assertion that “Mohamed brought...

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Senate Mulls Don't Ask-Don't Tell Detainee Policy

The Senate Armed Services committee this week will consider a bill designed to break the impasse with the Bush administration over the interrogation of terrorist detainees...

 Scrapple Face
Added: 17 September 2006


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