Stories Archive by Month - September
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George W. Bush "Iran Has Nuclear Bomb, Ohio Is The Target"
Unconfirmed sources report new critical information has reached the White House regarding Irans nuclear capability and potential targets. The President has called and emergency meeting of the Joint Chiefs to discuss...
Chavez Takes On Misguided Reporter
Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez berates a reporter during the G-15 meeting at the Non-Aligned Movement summit in Havana yesterday. The man drew Chavez's ire when he asked: Obviously American football is not popular in your...
Qaeda Follows Senate Lead On Humane Treatment
Just a day after the Senate Armed Services committee rebuffed the Bush administration's efforts to allow aggressive interrogation techniques on captured terror suspects, a spokesman for al Qaeda praised the committee's 15-9 vote...
Muslims Upset By Pope 'Violent' Jibe
Pope 'Don't mention the war' Benedict XVI has rocked the Islamic world by implying that Christians have, historically, not been overly-keen on them and their ways...
China Purchases Siberia, Aims To Renovate
BEIJING, China - Cashed up and over populated China has purchased a large swathe of Siberia from Russia for an unspecified amount...
Pope Sorry After "Evil" Muhammad Quote
Pope Benedict XVI today apologized for using a quotation in a recent speech that has offended Muslim leaders by implying that the religion of Muhammad has brought little good to the world, and...
Baby Boomer Mom Does Water Ballet In Sinkhole
While the U. S. government was recently releasing statistics indicating that illicit drug use was on the rise among baby boomers 50 to 59 and on the decline among young teenagers, Barbara Boomer and her...
Bush Administration To Televise Torture Sessions
WASHINGTON, DC, Tuesday In an extraordinary move designed to allay the fears of the American people that the United States will not be condoning torture as it becomes the first major nation to abandon the...
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