Stories Archive by Month - September

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Guinness Book Certifies Richard Armitage As 'World's Biggest Dick'

The judges at the Guinness Book of World Records will officially declare Richard Armitage their newest world record holder next week. Guinness judges credit columnist Bob Novak for submitting detailed documentation that earned Armitage the...

Ed-e-torial #4: Wheelchair Bobby Talks About Bert And Ernie's Man Love

Ed-e-torial #4: Wheelchair Bobby Talks About Bert And Ernie's "Man Love"

Ed-E-torial #4: Wheelchair Bobby On Bert & Ernie's "Man Love". Click here. (New York--NY) Welcome Dear Friends and Respected Enemies and, yes, you too George Bush. It's

 Unconfirmed Sources
Added: 15 September 2006
Tony Blair Extreme Makeover

Tony Blair Extreme Makeover

In a cork tight spot, Tony Blair recognized his need for an extreme makeover and taking a giant step back into a state of grace with the Labor Party and voting public. Enjoying an afternoon...

Poland Sends In Crack Team To Boost NATO Afghan Forces

Poland Sends In Crack Team To Boost NATO Afghan Forces

Warsaw - (Associated Mess): The Polish Ministry of Defense has announced that it will be sending in a crack regiment of Hussars as its contribution to the depleted NATO forces fighting Taleban smack cartels in...

 The Spoof
Added: 15 September 2006
Man's Presumptuous Voice Mail Assumes That People Actually Want To Talk To Him

Man's Presumptuous Voice Mail Assumes That People Actually Want To Talk To Him

That Rund expects that people are calling him out of a desire to speak with him is, as acquaintances have collaborated, a baseless misconception that is indicative of Rund's delusions of grandeur...

 The Enduring Vision
Added: 15 September 2006
Pope Insults Islam In Germany

Pope Insults Islam In Germany

BAVARIA (Reuters) -- Pope Benedict has deeply offended Islam and harmed worldwide religious harmony according to government and religious leaders in the world's most populous Muslim countries, Indonesia and Pakistan...

Cannabis Downgrade 'Was Essential For Iraq War Bankrolling' By Student Tuition Fees

Cannabis Downgrade 'Was Essential For Iraq War Bankrolling' By Student Tuition Fees

London - (Associated Mess): Official: the war for Hearts 'N' Minds began in the UK with the downgrade of the cannabis legal classification which Tony Blair saw as essential for bankrolling Iraqi war costs through...

 The Spoof
Added: 15 September 2006
Mystery Democratic Theater 2006: Path To 9/11 (part 2)

Mystery Democratic Theater 2006: Path To 9/11 (part 2)

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 Poopy Caca
Added: 15 September 2006


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