Stories Archive by Month - September

PETA organizations worldwide are celebrating the victory of Kevin Skinner, a chicken catcher from Mayfield, Kentucky, who won America's Got Talent, the popular reality television entertainment contest. PETA, an acronym for People for the Ethical...

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Obama today issued a statement saying that he did not call rapper Kanye West a jackass. The president said that what he did call the rappin\' bro was a dumbass. The president

HOLLYWOOD - Kevin Skinner and Barbara Padilla stood side-by-side on the America's Got Talent stage. And then host Nick Cannon announced the winner of the $1 million first prize...Kevin Skinner! Skinner started crying, Padilla started crying,

Phoenix, AZ - Jessica Simpson's pussy has been snatched by a member of the Phoenix Coyote hockey team, and they want to make it their mascot. An unknown member from the Phoenix Coyote hockey club went

20 million unemployed Americans breathed a sign of relief as Federal Reserve Chairman Ben Bernanke announced today that the global recession has finally ended.

Aquinas' Anus, an 80s punk band that gained a small but dedicated fanbase throughout their seven-year career, recently reformed for a reunion tour, which has been critically acclaimed by hip websites and magazines once they

Phoenix, AZ - The virus research team at anti-virus software maker Symantec announced the first sighting of the kanye.w virus in the wild. The virus uses a JavaScript exploit in Internet Explorer 8 to infect

After infuriating Democratic Party officials by slurring the party\'s symbol, the jackass. Barack Obama has decided to defuse the whole Kayne West-Jackass thing with an invitation to both to just sit down and have a