Stories Archive by Month - September
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Patrick Swayze Becomes One With "The Force" Star Wars Fans Shocked
Patrick Swayze passed away peacefully today with family at his side after facing the challenges of his illness for the last 20 months," his publicist, Annett Wolf, said in a statement
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Obama White House Says Joe Wilson "Pimple On The Ass of Progress"
Hurrying out of Washington today before another 90,000 health care, high taxes crowd could form, President Obama left Joe Biden to handle the mess and Biden did it in grand style.
He reportedly stated that Congressman
Techchuff Reviews New Dan Brown Internet Thriller: ?the Lost # Symbol?
TechChuff is proud to be known as the ‘Dan Brown of the Tech Industry’ with our carefree approach to ‘facts’ and enormous donkey cock. While some cack-handed pig-stickers feel reading Dan Brown is akin to
Kanye West Blames His Taylor Swift Outburst On Twinkies
NEW YORK CITY - The audience at the MTV Music Awards did a collective mouth-opening take as Kanye West jumped on stage in the middle of Taylor Swift's acceptance speech for "Best Female Video."
The 19-year-old
Kanye West Told Jay Leno He'll Agree To Wash Taylor Swift's Tour Bus
LOS ANGELES - Kanye West appeared on Jay Leno's new 9 P.M. Show (10 P.M. Eastern Time, 8 P.M. Mountain Time). He was dressed in the same clothes that he wore on the MTV Music
Pope Benedict Xvi Achieves Orgasm
(Vatican City, Vatican) Former Hitler Youth member Joseph Ratzinger, now better known as Pope Benedict XVI, proudly disclosed to the news media that he achieved his first orgasm last night
Toby Keith To Kanye West: Come Take My Microphone B*y
NASHVILLE - Country singer Toby Keith is fit to be tied. The highly popular singer says that he would like for Kanye Wuss (West) to jump on the stage the next time he receives an
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