Stories Archive by Month - September
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Beckham Angrily Denies Transfer Speculation
As insider gossip mounted around a possible mega-money transfer, LA Galaxy star David Beckham was forced to issue a statement at a Press Conference today...
"All this talk of a transfer has really hurt me and
Miley Cyrus And Mariah Carey Speak Out On Cat Killer
Miley Cyrus and Mariah Carey held a town meeting to address the issue of the much feared cat killer who has been taking cats in a local town.
Cyrus and Carey both argued that the cat
Pope Benedict Requests Visit To Govan Bar
Insiders today related that Pope Benedict XVI requested to be taken to the Govan bar where popular comedy show Rab C Nesbitt is filmed.
To the horror of his minders.
Despite the Pope's repeated requests that he
11 Computers Stolen From Local H&r Block; Police Estimate Value At $12.50.
A local man and woman has been arrested and several stolen items seized following the burglary of an H&R Block on Broad Street, here.
Police estimate the value of the stolen computers at less than $13.00.
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Stephen Colbert Audience Turns Ugly After Realizing He's Not Republican
Things took a turn for the worse Wednesday night as the entire studio audience of the Colbert Report began throwing eggs and rotten tomatoes at Stephen Colbert and his guest, Arianna Huffington. One lone fan
Wisconsin Candidate: "I Am The White Man's Bitch"
MADISON, WI - Ieshuh Griffin is running for State Assembly in Wisconsin, and she wants voters to know she is "NOT the white man's bitch".
In fact, she wanted that statement posted under her name on
National Weather Service Predicts Tornadoes At New Jersey Shore, Issues Useless Warnings
The National Weather Service issued a cryptic, unintelligible and essentially useless tornado warning for parts of Monmouth and Ocean counties, New Jersey this evening as a heavy band of severe thunderstorms moved across the state
Pope Floors Protester, All Hell Breaks Loose
The Pope's visit to the British Isles apparently got off to a bad start today when allegedly after an awkward exchange with Prince Phillip who had blunderingly asked the pontiff "Your wife not
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