Stories Archive by Month - September
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Police: Naked Woman Steals Taxi
MERSEYSIDE (AP) - Police in Liverpool say a woman disrobed in the back seat of a taxi and demanded that the driver "take her home". When the driver failed to understand what she wanted, she
Dancing With The Stars' Karina Smirnoff Warns The Jersey Shore's Michael "The Situation" Sorrentino That He Had Better Behave
HOLLYWOOD - Dancing With The Stars's Karina Smirnoff, who was once engaged to wed "The Bad Boy of The Ballroom" himself, Maksim Chmerkovskiy has let her new dance partner Michael Sorrentino, alias "The Situation" know
Rory Reid Endorsed By Monica Lewinsky's Ex-boyfriend
LAS VEGAS, NV - Gubernatorial candidate Rory Reid was just endorsed by Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend, war criminal Bill Clinton.
F1: Shock New 'Mystery' Team Accepted For 2011 Season
F1 Supremo Bernie Ecclestone announced the surprise acceptance of a new 'mystery' team on the grid for next year's Grand Prix. The move comes despite Ecclestone's insistence last week that there were to be no
Pope Levitates In Front of 10,000 Devotees
Pope Benedict XVI stunned thousands of devoted spectators at the first open-air public event of his UK tour when, halfway through his speech, he began to rise from the ground and remained hanging 10 feet
Thousands Attend Lucifer's Open-air Coven In Glasgow
A multitude turned out in Scotland today to greet Beelzebub as he began his controversial three day tour of the UK.
Earlier, the Ruler of Hades urged the UK to resist "more aggressive forms of
Bieber Fever Vaccine Shortage As Flu Season Nears
As the weather turns cooler and the leaves begin to change, the Center for Disease Control is getting progressively more concerned about the Bieber Fever.
"What we're seeing is potential pandemic situation just as the flu
Pope To Meet The Queen And Try And Convert Her
A secret dossier has been leaked onto WikiLeaks about the Pope's real plans for his visit to the UK. As part of his visit he will visit Queen Elizabeth, who is head of the Church
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