Stories Archive by Month - September

Homosexual pop star George Michael has already run into trouble just a day into his porridge at Pentonville Prison with prison heavies demanding £10,000 a week in protection money to protect him in the showers. Apparantly,

The ex Wham, Careless Whisper, Last Christmas singer, George Michael has landed himself a short spell in the care of Her Majesty's Prison Service. Maybe he deserved it but would he not have been better

After Cardinal Walter Kasper described Britain as a third world country, Pope Benedict XXX went one further by describing Britain as a huge steaming turd floating in Europe's toilet bowl. On the eve of his visit

As the processing power of smart phones increases, we will reach a point where the phones are just too smart for you. Here are some telltale signs to see if your phone has already

HOLLYWOOD - Michael Grimm, a resident of Mississippi, has won this year's edition of America's Got Talent defeating Jackie Evancho, Prince Poppycock, and Fighting Gravity. Grimm, whose grandparents lost everything in Hurricane Katrina said that he...

By Butch Suede and Pete Puma You assholes might remember our poor, awesome Uncle Otto, who kicked the bucket back in January.  Well, dude had

A Local man seeking the golden beaches of Crapham Down, near Beachy Head, East Sussex, was disappointed when his GPS navigation system led him 400 miles off course, landing him instead, in the industrial northern

Reflecting on 9/11, nine years, later was damn depressing—almost as bad as reading our submissions this week.  Did you really think a bunch of radical yahoos could defeat America (and I don't mean the