Stories Archive by Month - September

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Kelly Osbourne Confesses She Has Fallen Madly In Love With Chace Crawford

Kelly Osbourne Confesses She Has Fallen Madly In Love With Chace Crawford

SANTA MONICA BEACH, California - Kelly Osbourne was spotted sunning herself on Santa Monica Beach with none other than the star of Gossip Girl, Chace Crawford, by her side. Kelly wore a skimpy pink bikini swimsuit

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Added: 17 September 2010
Pied Piper Paedophile: 130 Dead

Pied Piper Paedophile: 130 Dead

A sick paedophile has today been accused of the horrific rape and murder of 130 children. The man in question, aged 35 from Hamelin, is said to have lured the children aged 8 and under

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Added: 17 September 2010
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Miracles In The Wake of The Pope's Visit

All doubts about the supernatural powers of the Pope have been dispelled by a series of extraordinary events that have coincided with his visit to Scotland. The Pope kissed a baby which then sprouted angelic wings

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Miley Cyrus Nips Out To The Deli, Looking For A Gaga Meatkini

Miley Cyrus proves she is definitely not a shy wall flower as she pops out at the deli wearing a see through vest, allegedly looking for some dead animal flesh fabrications to turn into a

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Added: 17 September 2010
Fifa To Introduce Orange Card After Wenger Advice

Fifa To Introduce Orange Card After Wenger Advice

World football's governing body, FIFA, have announced they have acted upon advice given to them by Arsenal manager Arsene Wenger with regard to the current yellow card/red card system used by referees, and have decided

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Added: 17 September 2010
Arms Race Between Adverts And Content

Arms Race Between Adverts And Content

The internet is traditionally a free and easy place, with petabytes of information freely available. Such as this article. However, with there being no such thing as a free lunch all this 'free' content has

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Added: 17 September 2010
Update: Lady Gaga "I've Got Even More Meat Under This Dress!"

Update: Lady Gaga "I've Got Even More Meat Under This Dress!"

After making a statement with her meat dress at the MTV Video Music Awards, Lady GaGa is being pelted by animal rights dweebs for her performance. Animal rights dorks issued a statement saying "no matter how

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Satan Appears On A Bathroom Tile Proving He's Just A Dirty Old "Peeping Tom"!

The Devil has appeared on a bathroom tile in Budapest, Hungary and refuses to be removed. After spending a fortune on renovating his bathroom Mr.Crsefko let his wife shower first, but the bathroom turned cold and



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