Stories Archive by Month - September
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Sexual Innuendo Gets Kristen Stewart Banned From 'The View' Talk Show.
ABE Television Studios - 'The View' TV interview was supposed to be a fast 5 minute affair, where actress Kristen Stewart was to plug her latest vampire thriller, Taliban Vampires.
But somewhere along the lines
Finder of Ancient Cache of Gold Disappears
It's an unprecedented find that could revolutionize ideas about medieval England's conquering Germanic rulers all the way back to the fifth century", stated Roger Bland who managed the cache of gold and silver's found Tuesday.
An
E-e-t News: Joe Biden Talks "Turkey" While Barack Obama Gets Mad At Iran-kinda
(Alexandria-VA) Vice President Joe Biden, attending a fundraising event for three Democratic House members, Congressmen Glenn Nye, Gerry Connelly and Tom Perriello, was direct in his praise. "These guys are smart,"
Extraterrestrial Isotope Traces In Massive Pre-atlantean Gold Hoard
Staffordshire - (Bullion Bull): Traces of an extremely rare isotope of pre-Atlantean era scarlet orichalcum, previously only seen in meteorite fragments, have been found in a huge Staffordshire treasure trove.
The discovery was made in ancient
Dixons? Insider Leaks Original Draft For New Tube Campaign
Dixons really is the last place you ever should go.
Post from: TechChuffDixons’ Insider Leaks Original Draft for New Tube Campaign
Post from: TechChuffDixons’ Insider Leaks Original Draft for New Tube Campaign
Hull City Manager Phil Brown Happy With Margin of Defeat
"Very satisfied with the performance. The lads were under a lot of pressure, and did brilliantly out there!"
Those were the after-match comments of beaming Hull City manager Phil Brown after his side were thumped 6-1
Mackenzie Phillips: Druggy Incest With Father Soothed Pre-wedding Nerves
Los Angeles - (Reuterus): "Incest, a game that all the family can play? I guess that's why they called the band The Mamas and the Papas," lyricist's daughter Mackenzie Phillips said on TV on Wednesday.
The
Kristen Stewart And Rob Pattison Plan To Film Next Feature In Afghanistan…'taliban Vampire' Expected To Be Released In 2010
Vancouver, BC - Kristen Stewart and Rob Pattison plan to film next feature in Afghanistan. 'Taliban Vampire' expected to be released in 2010.
In alignment with past vampire genre movies that have made Rob and Kristen
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