Stories Archive by Month - September
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Brown Admits He Uses His Weekly Call With Obama To Tell Him To ?check Out My Twitters?
President Obama shocked by-standers in a local In-N-Out Burger with the following tirade captured by a tramp with a Flip HD:
[one-sided transcript]
“No, I haven’t read your tweets because I do not follow you Gordon.
I repeat, Â I
Mackenzie Phillips Says She Swept With Her Father
BEVERLY HILLS - Actress MacKenzie Phillips has revealed in an appearance on The Oprah Winfrey Show that for ten years she was forced to work as a cleaning woman with her father's Hollywood housecleaning service
Susan Boyle Engaged To Mahmoud Ahmadinejad
New York, NY-- The Odd Couple of the decade announced their engagement to a bemused world last night in New York City. The dark-eyed dictator proposed to the silver-throated chanteuse while he was guest-hosting 'Saturday
Rob Pattinson's Fetish For Ketchup On Corndogs Turns Off Kristen!
American heartland delicacy, a corndog on a stick, seems to be one of Hollywood's brightest young stars favorite treat!
That's right, Twilight star Rob Pattinson loves corndogs! He also loves them slathered down in plenty of
Danyl Johnson Receives Advice From Susan Boyle
Danyl Johnson, a 27-year-old schoolteacher from Reading, England, who was sent packing from England\'s "The X Factor" when he first tried out in 2006, had even judge Simon Cowell floored by his recent performance on
Rob Pattinson Foot Fetish Too Much For Kristen Stewart, She Reveals
VANCOUVER, B.C. - While most young ladies seem to worship the ground Robert Pattinson walks one, Kristen Stewart revealed that she just does not have the stomach for her British costar's smelly feet - or
Trailer Review: Surrogates
Bruce Willis stars in Surrogates, an adaptation of a graphic novel where instead of venturing out into the world, everyone sends their robotic surrogates, and why not? Surrogates are better looking, can dance better and
John Phillips Ex Wives Say That He Really Wanted Valerie Bertinelli, Not Daughter Mackenzie
Two ex wifes of the late John Phillips said that the Mamas and the Papas singer never wanted to sleep with his daughter Mackenzie. Instead, Papa John really wanted to be with her cute, pixie
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