Stories Archive by Month - September
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Whitman Running For President of Ecuador Paris Hilton Gets Reality Show
Quito, Ecuador: This afternoon Meg Whitman dropped out of the race for Governor of California and announced her candidacy for President of Ecuador saying "For the $120 Million of my own money that I've spent
Prince Charles Attacks Modern Comedy As 'Cruel And Witless'
Prince Charles today launched into a scathing tirade in which he rubbished exponents of modern comedy as 'cruel and witless' - standing up for The Goons as paragons of comedy excellence.
Particular venom was reserved for
'Giant Killer Penguins' Unearthed In Peru
The fossil of a giant and deadly penguin that roamed the earth 36 million years ago has been discovered in Peru.
Scientists, writing in Science journal, say that the features of the bird show that it
Obama Shocker: I Did Not Have Sex With That Ballet Dancer, Rahm Emanuel!"
A newly repentant President Barry Obama, having 'come to Jesus' a few hours ago, was forced to clarify his relationship with soon to be departed House Senior Advisor Rahm Emanuel, a former Ballet Dancer saying,
Peru Issues Missing Persons Alert After 3 Female Guards Go Missing & Panties Found In Van Der Sloots Private Room!
Joran Van der Sloot continues his mystique over women as Peruvian authorities say he is linked to the mysterious disappearance of three (3) female guards at the prison where he is being held over the
Giant Ufo's Expected On 10/10/10
Houston, TX-- NASA managers are alerting President Obama today about an expected alien invasion on 10/10/10. Extraterrestrials consider the number 101010 to be an intergalactic SOS. Millions of flying saucers from thousands of
Whitman €˜shocked' At Immigrant Smuggling Operation Conducted From Her Living Room
Meg Whitman, who promised voters she will be tough on illegal immigration should she get elected in November, denied any involvement in an immigrant smuggling operation, telling reporters that she thought the six-foot diameter hole
White House Exits Jammed With Departing Officials; Visitors Trampled
A sad story from Wash., D. C. this morning. Many officials and aides were so desperate to jump ship and remove themselves from the floundering Obama administration that they ran to the exits at
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