Stories Archive by Month - September
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The End of The World
Scientists working in the famous Einstein Laboratory in New York have found that the end of the world is in sight.
'We have been studying various signs of world deterioration and find convincing evidence that -
Military Cops Search Mod Hq After Foxtons Secret Clients List Leak
London - (Rioters): A military police search of the Ministry of Defence HQ in Whitehall is underway to establish the identity of whoever leaked Foxtons property firm's secret client list.
Described as a 'highly sensitive and
Miliband: 'I Get It All The Time' Claim Shocks Conference
Stunned Labour delegates at the annual Party Conference heard newly crowned leader Ed Miliband repeatedly tell them that he 'gets it' morning, noon and night. Several elderly female members of the audience listening to his
Obama Helpless To "Plug That 'Ho" As Pelosi Popularity Oozes To New Low: Matches Bp's In States!
As the November mid term Tsunami threatens to swamp the Democratic agenda, President Obama has a new crisis of epic proportions on his hands; House Speaker Nancy Pelosi has suffered a startling implosion causing her
I Want The Honorable Senator Harry Reid To Know.....
This isn't satire: I love him with all of my heart. My only purpose in the brief spar was to try to grab somebody's attention re: impending Quantitative Easing round II. For some
Hernandez Becomes The Youngest Person To Score In The Champions League
When Javier Hernandez came off the bench to smash home Macheda's cross to give Manchester United a 1-0 over Valencia in Spain, he became the youngest ever player to score in the Champion's league.
The fourteen
Pete's Gym-goer's Glossary
by Pete Puma
I was readin' a book my swami told me I had to read, somethin' about inner peas or some faggotized bullshit, and I didn't know what most of
Cancer horoscope
The good and the great come together today and miss you entirely during all their endeavours. Which is a bit sad,......
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