Stories Archive by Month - October
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Local Man E-mails Sexually Alluring Scantily Clad Russian Girl
After being constantly bombarded with internet advertisements featuring sexually alluring Russian girls who were apparently looking for him, local man, Martin Shuttlecock this morning bit the bullet and sent off an e-mail to a sexy
Cheryl Cole In X-factor Death Threat Drama
Cheryl Cole - the nation's sweetheart - was today hiding behind a skip at her Hertfordshire mansion after supposedly receiving electronic death threats from disgruntled X-Factor fans.
Cheryl has been lambasted over the last few days
Defence Cuts To Reduce Royal Navy To Smallest Size
In a desperate bid to save two new aircraft carriers which are under construction, Royal Navy chiefs have agreed with government demands to reduce the number of warships in the fleet by almost 75%. This
There Is No "Tea Party Advantage" For Democrats
(Sorry Folks- I have Some Great Pictures And Really Funny Captions, But They Won't Upload)
The Washington Post and a couple other papers are out there talking about what they describe as the "Tea
Boob Job On Benefits Mum Named 'Entrepreneur of The Year'
Young single mum, Kelly Marshall from Cornwall, who has five kids by four different fathers and has never worked a day in her life was today named 'Entrepreneur Of The Year' by Sir Alan Saccharine.
Kelly,
Hobbit Movie Row - Sam Neill Steps In.
Much-loved and respected Kiwi actor Sam Neill has stepped into the row brewing between the New Zealand government and film unions over the on-off movie, The Hobbit.
The prequel to the tremendously successful Lord of the
Blog Gets Read
The Twitterati whipped themselves up into a frenzy this afternoon after a blog got read.
"I got a hit!" Tweeted the blogger, excitedly. "And it wasn't from my family, Twitter followers nor anyone from my local
Giant Turd Found At Bottom of Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool
Commonwealth Games officials investigating the quality of the water in the Games' swimming pool have revealed that they have found what may have been causing illness amongst several of the swimmers - a giant turd.
England's
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