Stories Archive by Month - October

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Placebo Cancel Final Dates of European Tour, No One Gives A Sh-t.

Placebo Cancel Final Dates of European Tour, No One Gives A Sh-t.

A band no one has ever heard of has decided to cancel the final dates of the European leg of their "Who The Fk Are You Guys?" tour, and no one gives a fat monkey's

 The Spoof
Added: 08 October 2010
Hungarian Sludge To Blame For Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool Problems

Hungarian Sludge To Blame For Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool Problems

Toxic red sludge from a spill at an industrial plant in Hungary could be to blame for a spate of illnesses amongst swimmers at the Commonwealth Games in Delhi, it has been claimed by a

 The Spoof
Added: 08 October 2010
Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool 'Full of Piss'

Commonwealth Games Swimming Pool 'Full of Piss'

There were calls for the Commonwealth Games swimming pool to be emptied and cleaned tonight, after investigations by games officials found that it was full of urine. The investigation took place after several swimmers complained of

 The Spoof
Added: 08 October 2010
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 Daily Discord
Added: 08 October 2010
Nokia Enter The Digital Firework Market

Nokia Enter The Digital Firework Market

Nokia entered the ever growing digital firework market this week with the Nokia Vesuvius Express Music 3X-MDF. This top-of-the range firework not only has a touch screen eruption but has a superb built in MP3

 The Spoof
Added: 08 October 2010
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Westboro Baptists Sue God. Claim He "Doesn't Really Mind Fags."

Washington, DC (BNSE): The Westboro Baptist Church, the controversial religious sect best known for protesting the funerals of slain war veterans and their "God Hates Fags" protest signs, announced a startling lawsuit against

Ashley Cole Denies Sending Cheryl X-factor Death Threats

Ashley Cole Denies Sending Cheryl X-factor Death Threats

Insiders informed us this morning that Ashley Cole has vehemently denied sending his ex-wife Cheryl death threats on the interweb dot net over her decision to overlook Gamu Nhengu on the X-Factor in favour of

Michael Vick Injures His Hold-a-dog-underwater-until-it's-dead Muscle.

Michael Vick Injures His Hold-a-dog-underwater-until-it's-dead Muscle.

During last week's game against the Washington Redskins, whose quarterback looked eerily familiar, especially when he started throw passes to his receivers' ankles, Eagles Starting QB / Animal Rights Spokesperson Michael Vick was injured, necessitati...



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