Stories Archive by Month - October

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Unemployment At All Time Low...

Unemployment At All Time Low...

...in Afghanistan. Heavy US reliance on private security in Afghanistan has helped to line the pockets of the Taliban, a US Senate report says. Some 26,000 private security personnel, mostly Afghans, operate in Afghanistan paid for

 The Spoof
Added: 08 October 2010
New Zealand Branded As Racists Because Indian Minister Mrs. Dikshit Didn't Find It Funny?

New Zealand Branded As Racists Because Indian Minister Mrs. Dikshit Didn't Find It Funny?

New Zealand home of it's indigenous Maori's and many immigrants including "black sheep" have been branded "racists" by Indian Chief Minister Mrs (wait for it) Dikshit. She just happens to be managing the Delhi Commonwealth games

 The Spoof
Added: 08 October 2010
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Selena Gomez Hails X Factor's Gamu Nhengu

Hot teen sensation Selena Gomez came out in support of X Factor and UK reject Gamu Nhengu this morning. Coming outside her front door to face the press, Selena declared herself a fan of Gamu.

 The Spoof
Added: 08 October 2010
Pornography On The Internet Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize.

Pornography On The Internet Nominated For Nobel Peace Prize.

One surprising contender for the Nobel Peace Prize this year, more so than the Internet itself, or last years winner, Barrack Obama, who bagged the peace gong just for turning up it seems, is Internet

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Tragedy Strikes Justin Bieber - "Fetish Is Incurable" Says Specialist

Disaster struck the Bieber family today when a leading child specialist broke the news that Justin's fetish for women's breasts has developed beyond any chance of a medical cure. "It's gone too far", announced Dr Vernon

 The Spoof
Added: 08 October 2010
"Cher Lloyd Was A Rat-faced Pikey Bully At School" Claims Schoolmate

"Cher Lloyd Was A Rat-faced Pikey Bully At School" Claims Schoolmate

Fragile X-Factor wannabe from Malvern, Cher Lloyd was described by an ex schoolfriend as being a rat-faced pikey bully girl last night. Glenda Sloot, 17, also from Malvern described how the vulnerable looking singer was a

Bbc To Scrap Celebrity Talent Show

Bbc To Scrap Celebrity Talent Show

The BBC announced yesterday that it is to scrap plans for their forthcoming show "Celebrity Talent". A spokesman said that despite interviewing more than 800 D list celebrities it had been impossible to find enough of

Nude Porno Pics of David Cameron And Boris Johnson Giving Katie Price One Up The Arse Are Fakes

Nude Porno Pics of David Cameron And Boris Johnson Giving Katie Price One Up The Arse Are Fakes

Following an exhaustive investigation, Skoob News can finally reveal that the photographs displayed on the interweb of Prime Minister David Cameron, and London Mayor, Boris Johnson, giving Katie Price one up the arse are photoshopped



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