Stories Archive by Month - October
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Senior Tory Denies That He's A Mormon
Foreign Secretary William Hague has today issued a statement refuting rumours that he is a secret Mormon Elder' There is no truth whatsoever in these scurrilous rumours' he told reporters. 'I admit that over the
Albania Issues Norman Wisdom Commemorative Bath Plug
The Albanian government has announced that a commemorative bath plug is to be issued honouring the memory of Norman Wisdom who died earlier this week.
In a press interview, Albania's foreign minister said "The death of
So Women Do Merely Glow
The old saying that 'horses sweat, men perspire and women glow' is true, according to a Japanese study.
"It appears that women are at a disadvantage when they need to sweat during exercise," said research co-ordnator
Paris Hilton Sporting Black Eye, Crooked Nose Over Treatment of Lindsay Lohan?
Paris Hilton slipped past reporters Monday night while running with two bodyguards into a hotel after rumors flew that she had been beaten up over the recent photographs of her and Lindsay Lohan 'drugging and
Tiger Woods Reborn As Cigar Guy Gives Him Hogan's Secret
Tiger Woods is back Jack! After struggling for an entire year Tiger Woods came alive in the Ryder Cup singles and made 7 birdies, a hole out eagle and several bombs in 14 holes in
Kristen Stewart Admits She Is Also Attracted To Justin Bieber
Move over Miley Cyrus, Kristen Stewart in a new interview in this week's "The Daily Doozer", candidly admits that she has also been interested in young singing sensation, Justin Bieber.
"I don't think Miley and I
Midsomer Murders Fans Furious At Lack of Stiffs!
Fans of TV detective series Midsomer Murders were up in arms last night after they had to wait for more than 80 minutes into the two-hour show for their first body.
Viewers accustomed to murder, mayhem
Nineteen Yawns And Counting - Chinese Duggar Torture
Scientists have long known about the 'dumbing down' effect of reality T.V. The CIA has now developed a new torture technique which capitalizes on that knowledge.
The technique has been code named Chinese Duggar torture, and
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