Stories Archive by Month - October
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Vanessa Hudgens Xmas Ipod Downloads Viagra-busting Pheromone-imitating Subliminals
Los Angeles - (Ass Mess): A new Vanessa Hudgens Christmas cracker iPod has been launched that promises to do away with the need for Viagra by downloading pheromone-imitating subliminals in the form of alpha waves
Staunton Admits Lying To Get Job
Dundalk, Ireland - Stephen'Stan'Staunton, manager of the Rep.of Ireland football team, has sensationally admitted to lying in order to get the 500,000 euro per annum job, one of the most sought after posts in international
Le Crunch
Today, millions of truffle sniffing Frenchmen and their mistresses are waking up with a sore head following their country's shameful assault on the England rugby team in the Stade De France last night.
Steinbrenner Proposes Rule Change
New York (AP) Today George Steinbrenner, owner of the New York Yankees made a stunning proposal for a prospective rules change.
American Spoof Writer Does Not Win Nobel In Literature
American spoof writer King David did not win the Nobel Prize for literature this year. David, best known for his novel, The Golden Shower, currently writes prolific satire for TheSpoof.com a website originating in the
Condi Rice In Russian Crack-dealing Turf Wars Crackdown
Kremlin - (Conspiracy Mess): Russia's President Vladimir Sputum has threatened to 'interfere in Russia's internal affairs' unless US Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice releases one of his country's biggest-seized narcotic cargo...
Hookers To Host Fundraiser For Hillary
(New York) - More than 100 of New York's finest call girls are holding a 3-day fundraiser this weekend for presidential front runner, Hillary Clinton.
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The colour blue will give you cause for resentment today. Halitosis can be very painful, especially if the person......
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