Stories Archive by Month - October
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Britney Spears Diagnosed With New Medical Condition
It has been confirmed by a leading US medical expert, that Britney Spears, the former pop star, has a serious medical condition which prevents her from removing her sunglasses.
Comet Discovered Under Water
Mount Palomar, California (IP) - Astronomer Dr. Povenmire Finootch has discovered a new comet under the Pacific Ocean. The comet has been named Comet Finootch 0607.
Pregnant Moose Seeks Human Company For Parturition Comeback
Yellowstone Park - (Reuterus): A wildlife gestation study published in Biology Letters magazine has confirmed the return of The Spoof's Moose of the fabled Moose&Squirrel writing combo ahead of an expected 31 October parturition...
Bottom Fergus Out 'Ranks' Other Idiots
For millions of days 'sarcasm' has been seen as the lowest form of wit but an un-shocking new surveyette released today ranks potato-farming literamous Fergus McSpredder as the nation's least funny form. Fungus narrowly snatched
Abortion/execution: It's Never Too Late
The age of abortion is to be raised to seventeen it was happily announced today by leading political 18 year old David Millipede. Unwanted teen 'mistakes' can now be rectified by getting a registered GP
Tesco Buys Entire Cambridge Street
Shocked residents of Cambridge have learned that the retail giant, Tesco, has purchased Mill Road - thought to be the longest street of independently owned shops in the Britain.
Heather Mills Mccartney Case Award Thrown Out
London, England (IP) - A divorce magistrate has tossed out the settlement that Heather Mills originally won in her gold digging case against Paul McCartney.
Boy Fishing With Lead Sinker Causes Evacuation of St. Louis
ST. LOUIS-- There was panic in the streets of St. Louis, Missouri today after loud speaker-equipped police cars and fire trucks with sirens screaming, roamed the streets ordering everyone to
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