Stories Archive by Month - October
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Katy Perry Gets Cold Feet
Singer Katy Perry - soon to be wed to long haired television personality Russell Brand has reportedly told how she has started to get cold feet. VERY cold feet.
An inside source says that now
Porn Stars Who Do 'Anal' More At Risk of Hiv Says Sa Pres Zuma
South African President, Jacob Zuma is apparently, according to sources, firmly of the position that porn stars who do anal scenes in adult movies are more at risk of infection by HIV than ordinary people
Senator Harry Reid Endorsed By Monica Lewinsky's Ex-boyfriend
LAS VEGAS - Senator Harry Reid has been endorsed by Monica Lewinsky's ex-boyfriend, President Bill Clinton. President Clinton's ex-girlfriend, Monica Lewinsky, landed a top secret security clearance with a GS-9 job working at the
Chilean Rescue Mine To Replace Ant'n'dec Jungle
Fans of 'I'm A Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here' can look forward to a treat this Christmas. A change of location.
Instead of being sent into the jungle, a cast of eye-wateringly awful celebrities
Tory Fatcat 'Is Secret £113 Million Lotto Winner'
London - (Big Money Balls Mess): A prominent government front bencher has been outed as the secret winner of last week's £113 million lottery draw.
The anonymous MP - previously an all-party House of Commons adviser
69mph Hells Grannies
When plumber Colin Whizz-Furze, suped up a mobility scooter, originally designed for a disabled friend, he had no idea that it would attract some very dangerous customers, who descended on Colin, to have their mobility
Jennifer Aniston & John Mayer Have Another Quickie
It seems that wherever one of these people are performing, the other shows up to "wish them well" and then disappear the next day for their individual careers.
"They can't get along with each other for
Chilean Miners Welcomed By 'The Count' From Sesame Street.
The Chilean miners are finally being freed, ending their 69-day ordeal trapped underground.
Florencio Avalos was the first of the 33 men to be brought to the surface and greeted by the Sesame Street Count in
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