Stories Archive by Month - October
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'TI' Raps Man Down From Building Ledge
US rapper TI was almost the hero of the hour when he stepped forward and offered to help talk a suicidal man down from the top of a 22-storey building in Atlanta, Georgia.
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Scottish Police Call For More Women Shooters
Scottish police have called for more female officers to carry guns. At the moment it is mainly the men who are called upon to whip their weapons out and shoot at passers by.
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Brett Farve's Texting Career Sidelined By Tendonitis; Kardashian Crushed!
Brett Farve, The NFL's oldest living quarterback, who hasn't missed starting a game since 1972, says while he can still hand it off, complete short shovel passes, and run the Quarterback 'sneak', his
Moyels Boils With Rage
The battle of the Chris DJ's commenced yesterday with Chris Evans finally agreeing that Chris Moyels is shit and even advising him to give up!
The revelation came during a short TV interview where Evans (Ginger)
Jesse James Pleads With Sandra Bullock To Reconcile
Though a visibly upset Ms. Bullock had ended the relationship with the Hollywood biker king months ago, Jesse James has been spotted multiple times at Bullock's outer driveway gate pleading for entrance to talk about
Robert Pattinson, Kristen Stewart's Steamy Vampire Sex Scene In Twilight: Breaking Dawn
Insiders who have seen parts of the scripts for "Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn" have hinted that there will be a very steamy sex scene between the two leading stars, Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart.
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Gamu Nhengu To Start Her Own X Factor
Gamu the lovable asylum seeker has decided to accept her fate and return to Zimbabwe and start her own X Factor.
The Cole reject has apparently already had secret telephone calls with her new business partner
The Latest Celebrity Craze For Halloween Is Swarovski Pumpkin Seed Vajazzling
HOLLYWOOD - It is certainly no secret that the celebrities on the Left Coast are always at the forefront of new and different innovations.
The Californians led the way in body piercings including body parts
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