Stories Archive by Month - October
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X-factor - Is Louis Losing It?
Showbiz insiders have been expressing concerns over the general well being of X-Factor judge and mentor Louis Walsh, whose emotional stability (to lift a line from an old Marvin Gaye song) appears to be leaving
X-factor: Danyl Stays, Miss Frank Goes, Cheryl Shows \'Em
LONDON - There were all kinds of surprises on the latest edition of X-Factor.
Danyl Johnson the odds-on-favorite found himself in the bottom two and did a Brett Favre - Glenn Beck tear-shedding display.
The trio of
Carol Costello Says Rush Limbaugh Is A Bully - Rush Says He'll Kick Her Keister
NEW YORK CITY - Conservative political pundit Rush Limbaugh said that the person he despises more than anyone else right now is Carol Costello.
Costello, no relation to Lou Costello, is a Caucasian correspondent for CNN.
Amy Winehouse Quoted £5.6million For Face Transplant
Poor Amy Winehouse, delighted with her lovely new pair of £35,000 tits, got a nasty shock when she went back for another examination to correct a few minor cosmetic flaws. The same surgeon and the
Far-right Leader Banned From Bbc's Question Time In 1940
There was controversy yesterday when the BBC announced that its September 1940 edition of Question Time would not include Adolf Hitler, the Leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party and Leader of the Third
Jan Moir "Sorry I Bothered"
Jan Moir today issued an apology regarding her article on the death of Stephen Gateley. Moir had been accused of homophobia and over 20 000 complaints were received by the press complaints commission.
"I am so
Susan Boyle Eats Mr Big On Sex And The City
Toronto, ON - Miss Susan Boyle - the Scottish virgin songbird from Britain's Got Talent - ate Mr Big while watching Sex and the City on her TV. She later developed a severe tummy ache
Oprah Winfrey Invites Sarah Palin On Her Show--and Then Eats Her!
Shitcago, IL-- Famed fat slob and talk-show hostess Oprah Winfrey finally invited Sarah Palin to come on her program. The sex-starved swing-belly's ratings are dropping faster than a hot load from her fat ass. When
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