Stories Archive by Month - October
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Rolling "Stoned" Keith Richards Is Immortal And Now He's Told His Secret!
Keith Richards, Rolling "Stoned" ageing guitarist, pronounced dead 5 times and still kicking has revealed the truth to his longevity, over excesses and how to live the life of a "9 lifer cat."
His recent autobiography
Famous Athlete Accused of Crime He'll Get Away With Anyway
(October 28, 2010 -- Chicago, IL)...Breaking news out of Chicago has shocked the sports community today as a person really famous for their participation in professional athletics was accused of doing something not considered legal.
Billy Ray Cyrus And Wife Leticia File For Divorce On Grounds of Achy Breaky Marriage Vows
WEST HOLLYWOOD - Billy Ray and Leticia Cyrus have filed for divorce after a marriage of 17 years. The couple has five children including one of the richest teens in America, Miley Cyrus.
A spokesperson for
Health & Safety Executive Warnings About Blowing Up Parliament Ahead of Guy Fawkes Night
Due to the sheer volume, in more than one sense of the word, of complaints regarding the new coalition government and the austerity measures they are forcing on the British public, there are concerns that
Billy Ray Cyrus Demands Custody of Miley, And The 4 Other Kids, Who Are Sh-t Earners By Comparison, In Divorce
Miley Cyrus' parents, Billy Ray Cyrus and Backup Singer #3, have filed for divorce, after 17 years, or "15 years after the birth of our 401K plan" according to court documents. Her Real Name Ain't
Keith Richards No Longer Human - May Be Immortal
The name Keith Richards is synonymous with rock 'n' roll excess, his memoirs detail a lifetime spent ingesting a monumental quantity of illegal drugs and he only gave up cocaine, aged 62, after he split
Bruno Tonioli Reveals Why Dancing With The Stars' Jennifer Grey Was In The 'Bottom Two'
HOLLYWOOD - The Dancing With The Stars judge known as the "Gaytalian" Bruno Tonioli confided to his pedicurist Ramon of Redondo Beach the reasons why Jennifer Grey found herself in the bottom two group.
Jennifer, who
Boris Causing Problems
Mayor of London, Boris Johnson, is causing problems for the Government. By calling the policy of a removal of poor people from expensive flats in London 'ethnic cleansing', Boris is sounding like a member of
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