Stories Archive by Month - October

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Coleen Rooney: Obscene Sex Act Provokes Outrage

Dubai police were today considering charging Coleen and Wayne Rooney with offences under the Obscene Sex Laws of 1998. Officers from the feared Dubai Vice Squad spent hours studying CCTV footage which clearly shows

 The Spoof
Added: 29 October 2010
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Wagner Carrilho To Survive This Week's X-factor

X-Factor insiders today revealed exclusively to Skoob Entertainment News that Wagner Carillho will survive this week's vote off. And that it won't be fixed. Even though the karate kicking Brazilian pony tailed eccentric can't sing or dance

Angelina Jolie Cures Boredom With Surprising Affair

Angelina Jolie Cures Boredom With Surprising Affair

Movie star Angelina Jolie is bored with her marriage to Brad Pitt, according to a new report in Slur Magazine. Here is an excerpt: "Angelina's bored to death," says an unnamed source. "She craves excitement and

Taylor Lautner's Family Jewells Grabbed By Unknown Teenage Girl

Taylor Lautner's Family Jewells Grabbed By Unknown Teenage Girl

Star of the Twilight movies, Taylor Lautner had several witnesses with him that agree that an unknown teenage girl had grabbed him by the goodies and squeezed them before coming up out of the water

 The Spoof
Added: 29 October 2010
Cannibals Use Bald Decapitation Victim As Bowling Ball

Cannibals Use Bald Decapitation Victim As Bowling Ball

[PSE: SOUTH PACIFIC] A team of anthropologists and archeologists exploring the wild uplands of the remote beach-fringed island Uvavu have made the startling discovery of a decapitated white male's bald head that has 'Obviously

 The Spoof
Added: 29 October 2010
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City In Audacious Bid To Sign Chicharito

Manchester - just after opening time - Word on the street here in Cottonopolis is that Sheikh Mansur has instructed Roberto 'Boom Boom' Mancini (who apparently once boxed at Madison Square Garden but didn't write

 The Spoof
Added: 29 October 2010
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Andrea Fay Friedman Voted World's Hottest Mongoloid By Waterhead Magazine

Actress Andrea Fay Friedman, who played Sarah Palin's child in a controversial episode of Family Guy, has just been named 'Hottest Mongoloid' by Down's Syndrome advocacy publication Waterhead Magazine. Is Mongoloid or Down's Syndrome the

Sources: Rocker Rob Zombie Not An Actual Zombie

Sources: Rocker Rob Zombie Not An Actual Zombie

Sources: Rocker Rob Zombie not an actual

 Humor Gazette
Added: 29 October 2010


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