Stories Archive by Month - October
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X Factor Judge Dannii "No Punchbag," Says Expert
Dannii Minogue's claims that she is just a punchbag on the X Factor have been rubbished by a British expert.
Dannii made the claim yesterday at the launch of a fashion range at a posh London
Adam Lambert Announces Plan To Donate Ballsack To Teabaggers
Adam Lambert, famous for wearing pants two sizes too small, agreed to donate his ball sack to the Teaparty movement after a personal appeal by party teabaggers.
"Once I found out that teabagging was all about
Camilla's Coat Attacked By Pussy
Juicy a cute little Tabby kitten, took rather a shine to Camilla, Duchess of Cornwall's designer Oxfam Coat today, when Camilla lifted her up, during a visit to Battersea Dogs and Cats home in London.
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Coleen Rooney - Pregnant Or Boob Job?
Punters were piling into Bookie Shops across Britain today, hoping to clean up on the Coleen Rooney Stakes.
"I've been tit-watching for a quarter of a century and never got one wrong", claimed East Ender Jack
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Added: 28 October 2010
Coroner's Report: Paul The Octopus Masturbated Himself To Death
The official, sordid critique on Paul the Octopus's death was confirmed Wednesday: Death by Self-Inflicted Overstimulation of his Erogenous Zone.
Dr. R. Quincy, M.E.: "Yep. That's what he did. Wouldn't you if you could?"
Quincy continued,
Barrowman To 'Swing' With Guy In 'Strictly' Xmas Show
The BBC have announced that popular actor and singer John Barrowman will be one of the celebrity contestants appearing in a 'Strictly Come, Dancing' TV Christmas Special. And, according to rumours, John will be dancing
Dubai Interests Buy Up Nh Ski Resorts For Mineral Rights: Drilling Imminent!
Saying only "Our Oil Can't last forever," an oil cartel based in Dubai announced today it had bought up it's second iconic ski resort in the White Mountains of New Hampshire and announced plans to
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