Stories Archive by Month - October
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Southerner Contracts Foot-In-Mouth Disease
WALKER-TX - The words of the theme song from Austin City Limits, 'London Homesick Blues' rang hauntingly true yesterday when a Texas man, after drinking several glasses of wine contaminated with athlete's foot fungus, tenia...
Top 11 Reasons You Shouldn't Forward Me That Email
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VP Cheney Promises Rescue For Exxon-mobil
Exxon-Mobil has thrown the corporation on the mercy of the US government after they projected profits will be only around $41-42 Billion in FY 2006 after their $36.1 profit in 2005...
Man Attacked For Saying "I Like Kids But I Couldn't Eat A Whole One"
Wiltshire, UK - Ted Brown, known locally as 'Ed', was brutally attacked outside his home on the morning of October 29th, just minutes after walking their family dog named (for reasons unknown) Cat. It is...
Rising Violence Linked To Our Elections
The President believes that the increase in attacks is an attempt by insurgents to demoralize Americans before the November elections. "This attack is a frontal assault on our democracy and we must be firm in...
Rappers Descend On Dc, Demand Hip-hop Poet Laureate
WASHINGTON, D.C. A convoy of Cadillac Escalades and stretch limousines descended on the nation's capital yesterday as rappers from across the country protested the appointment of Donald Hall, a reclusive white man, to the position...
Ex-football Great Brings Drink To Society's Thirsty
NEW YORK. Mel Sewanicki, Columbia class of '47, still can't buy a drink in this town even though it's been nearly six decades since he made 'The Catch', a diving grab of a fourth-quarter pass...
White Bread And Puppet Dancer Shot By Hunter
WHITE BREAD-VT A dancer for the White Bread and Puppet Theatre in a deer costume was accidentally shot today in the woods outside of Glover. The group, which usually rehearses in a theatre was in...
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