Stories Archive by Month - October

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"Katie Waissel Already A Gay Icon", Claims Gay Garry

"Katie Waissel Already A Gay Icon", Claims Gay Garry

Gay Garry, Queen of the London gay scene today anointed X Factor wannabe Katie Waissel as the latest gay idol. "She's gorgeous", claimed 28 year old Garry. "It's years since we've had a genuine lady

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Pelosi Takes New Job At Nordstroms In San Francisco

Ousted as the Speaker of the House of Representatives just a day before, Nancy Pelosi has agreed to take on the role of "Add On Sales Marketing Director" for all of Nordstrom's west coast operations. The

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Added: 04 November 2010
Miley Cyrus Accidentally Shows Off Thong At Basketball Practice

Miley Cyrus Accidentally Shows Off Thong At Basketball Practice

A friend and a former teacher of Miley Cyrus when she was in the ninth grade revealed to one of our reporters that Miley had once "accidentally" exposed herself, wearing a thong in front of

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Added: 04 November 2010
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Los Angeles Lakers' Rick Fox 'Bounced' Off of Dancing With The Stars

HOLLYWOOD - The latest celeb to be eliminated from Dancing With The Stars is Rick Fox, ex-member of the NBA's Los Angeles Lakers. Rick found himself in the bottom three with Kyle Massey and Bristol "The

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Added: 04 November 2010
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Obama Plans Vacation, Because He Is Mad At Voters

Washington - President Obama is taking a vacation to India, because he is so upset with voters that didn't help the Democrats keep control of the House. "I can't believe these dumb voters didn't vote

Andy Irons Uses Methadone And Ambien To Sleep. Forever.

Andy Irons Uses Methadone And Ambien To Sleep. Forever.

Supersurfer Andy Irons, who won 614 championships in a sport no one cares about, was treating insomnia with Methadone and Ambien, with fantastic results: In fact, he'll never wake up again. Irons, who died yesterday at

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Airbus A380 Engines Certified Safe By Faapt

Following multiple incidents where engines on the massive Airbus A380 have experienced performance or reliability problems in flight, including a recent Qantas transcontinental flight, Airbus released a report today where the engines were certified a...

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Added: 04 November 2010
X Factor Cher-l 'I Went To Bed With Wagner'

X Factor Cher-l 'I Went To Bed With Wagner'

X Factor's Cher Lloyd plunged even deeper into controversy today when she was heard to boast 'I went to bed with Wagner. He is fantastic. I just love him!'. The 17 year old rapper, who



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