Stories Archive by Month - October
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The Dangers of Facebook
Mark Zuckerberg's web creation is leading to a whole new spectrum of problems
Usaf Decommissions "Air Pelosi" After Botax Bimbo Loses "Lady In Waiting" Status!
Despite a two month delay before the NEW Republican Congress will be installed, a relieved Air Force Command began to dismantle FORMER House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's private jet and restore it to functionality.
Having spent over
Coffin Dodgers Go Faster Safe Scoot
A new 'Safe Scoot' road test, for seniors, was launched today, for those who use mobility scooters to get around......
Norwich Constabulary, launched the scheme, which saw 500 pensioned off seniors, well past their sell by
Uk/french Defence Plans Drawn Up
Further details have emerged today of the pending agreement between the UK and French Governments to share military intelligence and technology in the coming decade.
The UK has agreed to hand over full control to the
"Robert Pattinson Cleans Whilst I Watch Football" Says Kristen Stewart
Talk about America's latest 'Odd Couple'. News today that R-Pattz and K-Stew have shacked-up whilst filming the latest 'Twilight' movie was hardly the shock of the century.
Until Kristen came to the door this
"Demi Lovato Career's Finished", Says Britney
All washed-up at 18 years of age. Stars from the world of pop music queued up today to publicly shake their collective heads on the tragic news of Demi Lovato's swallow dive into rehab.
Mariah Carey Appears On Lopez Tonight Topping 200 Pounds
Mariah Carey must have been booked for the George Lopez Show months in advance, so much so that a cancellation breach of that particular appearance contract must have been too expensive to bear. The
London Underground: Strike Update
Its carnage, CARNAGE, CARNGE across London this morning as millions of zombies decend onto London's streets.
Yes, its true, London Underground have yet again gone on strike and the average commuter has to brave it to
Sagittarius horoscope
Today will be full of computer related mishaps. Hope in your heart is all well and good but you know deep down inside......
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