SatireWire ReturnsĀ -
My friend Andy over at SatireWire has decided to restart the site he's left dormant for many years. Just in time for my dearth of content.
Filthy-rich dumb blonde celebutante Paris Hilton took her new Pygmy Hippo to the shops with her yesterday, writes Sarah N Ghetty, Big Game Correspondent.
It's been all work and no play of late for errant brain-free
News of the new Christ the King statue being erected in Swiebodzin, Poland that will be the tallest Christ statue in the world has Brazilians a bit ticked off. Brazil's Christ the Redeemer statue in
Five bishops are to join the Roman Catholic Church under a Vatican scheme intended to provide a welcome for sexually disaffected Anglicans.
The move involves three serving bishops and two retarded bishops, who say they are
As First Lady Michelle Obama danced her way into the hearts of the Indian people, President Barack Obama promised Indian PM Manmohan Singh and the Indian Parliament that he will
X-Factor finalists, Wagner Carrilho and Katie Waissel are reported to have announced that they are thinking of a lavish wedding as rumours of their impending romance grew at an alarming rate.
The pair, who both have
Diplomatic tension between Britain and France has increased after it was revealed that Nicolas Sarcozy, the President of France has declined Queen Elizabeth's friend request on Facebook.
Elizabeth the Second, or Lizzy2 as she is known
Vladimir Poo-Tin, the Russian Prime Minister, who is mad about Lada cars, has been seen today, racing around the streets of Moscow, in a suped up Formula One and half Lada, which he apparently hot-wired,