Although most people tend to agree that his singing is as flat as a witch's tit, and that if reports are to be believed, his behaviour leaves much to be desired, Wagner once more survives
Tonight's Global launch of 'Black Ops', number seven in the Call of Duty series, has alerted British police to the possibility of Cold War style Russian attacks on Supermarkets.
Alongside current advances in 3D technology, it's
Aiden Grimshaw is in fear for his life today after it emerged last night that a famous London Psychic has received an angry message from Michael Jackson.
Michael Jackson sent the message after watching
The State of Arizona, whose state motto is "Cinco De Drinko Is Cancelled, Wetbacks!", has hired the 38-year-old Swedish man suspected in a series of shootings targeting immigrants.
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Former UK Prime Minister, Tony Blair-Witch, strapped for cash, since he was ousted out of number 10 Downing Street, has succeeded in bumming a new job, with a Toilet Roll manufacturer.....
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A new study conducted in the UK, says writing 'piss-take' news stories about abysmal TV shows like the X-Factor is more dangerous than drugs like heroin, cocaine, etc.
The report says that even higher up
Sultry £1200 a go hooker, Jenny Thompson, has been sending out early Christmas Cards.
The raven haired stunner, reported to have treated Manchester United potato Wayne Rooney to several expensive 'trial' offers', is once again the
LOS ANGELES - LAPD units, responding to a 911 call from the famed Playboy Mansion in LA's perpetual ritz proof conclave of Holmby Hills, were greeted with more than their usual customary brand of