Stories Archive by Month - November
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Rangel's Pitty Plea At The Big Hearing:
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Palace Warned That Diana's Ring Is Hexed
London - (Portents): "Just what kind of cheapskate refuses to fork out for brand new bling anyway?" disgusted marriage guidance counsellors asked today.
"William's determined to spin out that rubbishy old Diana mythology. It could
Oprah Winfrey Refuses O'hare 'Pat Down' - "Nobody Gonna Be Touchin' Dis Sista's Hooha"
CHICAGO - Talk show host Oprah Winfrey was literally fit to be tied as she found herself smack dab in the middle of the TSA "Pat Down" controversy.
Winfrey had gone to Chicago's O'Hare Airport to
William Gives Kate Middleton A Cursed Ring
One of the last things Princess Diana gave her eldest son, William, was her sapphire and diamond encrusted engagement ring given to her by Prince Charles. It is worth forty thousand pounds in terms of
Vince Cable To Dance With John Barrowman In Xmas Strictly
Westminster tongues were set a'wagging today as the BBC announced that Business secretary Vince Cable is to dance with TV's John Barrowman in a Christmas edition of Strictly Come Dancing.
"I have had a couple of
Simon Cowell Wants Kate Middleton To Replace Cheryl Cole As An X-factor Judge For The 2011 Season
LONDON - Simon Cowell, CEO of 19th Hole Productions says that he will probably not be renewing Cheryl Cole's contract at the end of the 2010 X-Factor season.
Cowell has said that he realizes that Ms.
Qantas Hires Halliburton To Manage Jet Engine Inspections
Following another report of passenger plane engine trouble, this time on a Boeing 747, Qantas Senior Vice President, Mick Toomey announced that Halliburton will be employed to manage all further quality control inspections and repairs
"Blink-182 Could Not Be Punk," Says Students In Survey
BIRMINGHAM - A student sparked a spontaneous debate about whether the band Blink-182 is actually a punk band. The one student was outnumbered by nearly 15 other people who said 'F##k you man, they ain't'.
Student
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