Stories Archive by Month - November
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Bonds Denies Ever Being Indicted
Home run *king* Barry Bonds held a press conference from the hot tub of Ryan Klesko's hunting lodge in Colorado to state that he has never to his knowledge intentionally been charged with four counts
Crosswriters Demand Equal Protection Rights
With the decline and laul associated with the Writers strike, crosswriters are requesting there rights from the EPRA, Equal Protection Rights Activists,.
A-rod Leaves Yanks, Signs With Yanks
Alex Rodriguez went around his own agent Scott Boras and constructed a 10-year, $275-million dollar deal with the New York Yankees.
Hangover of The Week: Michigan Saving Strength For Bowl Game Loss
The Michigan Wolverines announced they have held back personnel and schemes in their last two regular season losses so they could be better prepared for their upcoming bowl game loss.
Major League Baseball To Be Sped Up; Violence Added For Perspicuously Numb Audience
The tireless innings that seem to drag on forever in major league baseball will now be a thing of the past according to spokespersons for the league. New rules will be garnered and enforced in
Breakin' News, Yankeegate Break-in On Obama, Thompson, Paul, Huckabee, Mccain, Edwards Campaign Headquarters
Yankeegate is the latest Presidential political scandal involving an attempt to make sure all nominees on the November 2008 ballot are from New York.
Fabio Launches New Line of Romance Novels
Romance novel cover-model and pop culture icon Fabio has quickly penned several books that celebrate his newfound relationship with George Clooney, forged after an altercation at a Los Angeles restaurant last week when Clooney
Britney Spears No Longer Biggest Twat In Show Biz
Manhassett, NY: A publicist for commentator Bill O\'Reilly of the radio show \'The O\'Reilly Factor\', claims that O\'Reilly has now surpassed the singer/actress as the \'biggest twat in Show Business\'. \'Yes, Britney prob...
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